I don't like Mountain Dew. At all. And 7-11 had the nerve to serve Mountain Dew Icee's for a while. What the...?

Well, Borders.  Your going out of business helped me  Santa not at all.  As a representative elf, I have this to say to you:  I don't...

As you know, I live in a university town that has, I don't know, fifty-six? sororities and not one, but two Wal-Fart Super Centers.   ...

  The bathroom still isn't done.  These are the kinds of things one notices when one goes to Lowes.  Again.  -> 

  I know I've essentially done this picture before .  But the fact of the matter is I love the paint displays at any store.   Say you:...

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Oh, these are just dying to be bought, aren't they?  Thirty MEGA JUMBO crayons in a cool little plastic container.  And better yet: They...

I'm quite sure that they translate " sensible portions " as "half the bag in one sitting.  With chicken salad."  -...

This is, without a doubt, one of the worst pictures in the series.  I was goofing around. I thought it would come out better than this.  I t...

Day one of my big trip. This is in the Houston airport. I never cease to be astounded by the vending machines selling electronics. For the...

I don't keep acetaminophen in the house any longer, but generic drugs are the bees knees. ->

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  Isn't it the cutest thing ever ??  It's a FAKE butterfly in a jar.  But the jar has "Butterfly" embossed on it, so that ...

Did you know that now instead of just buying the little cards with the paint color on them, you can get actual samples of paint mixed? It...

  This is what everyone needs.  A package of seven socks, each pair not only a different color but emblazoned with a different day of the we...

  My new tile.  With grout and everything.  ->

  The Geek doesn't know this yet, but there's some electrical work in the "new" old bathroom that he's going to have t...

The Bathroom Project , which started earlier this year, is now in full swing.  We dropped $500 on tile yesterday and we still have a long wa...

This reminds me: I still have my Christmas bonus in my work bag.  Guess I could use it, huh? ->