I'm not going to lie. I will, on occasion, get sucked into buying fresh flowers that are displayed in Super Target. The fresh flowers that are so conveniently displayed right up front, all pretty and happy, tucked in next to the cucumbers.
Because I don't know about you, but this is what happens when I'm shopping and methodically going down the aisle: "Hmmmm....let's see, I need red peppers, yellow peppers, radicchio*, butter lettuce and daisies wrapped in cellophane** for my salad." ->
*I butchered the spelling of that word.
**Yeah. I butchered that one too.