Say you: *scratching head* Ummm.....turkey?
Say me: Yeah. There' s a story.
So my plan all week long was to take a picture of the turkey on the platter today, make some kind of comment about how I was sorry he ran afowl of the cosmos and profusely thank him for his sacrifice.
Come to find out, Santa on a soda can is much more photogenic then a bagged smoke turkey that's been sitting in your fridge for a few days. Especially when you're not a professional photographer for Gourmet Magazine.
Say you: It can't be that bad.
Say me: Oh, yes it can. Look:
This is no turkey. This is an alien from the planet Magrathea. ->