I get a nutcracker every year. The real, made-in-Germany nutcrackers. Love them. By the time I'm an old lady, I'll have an army of them. And they'll stage a coup and take over my home.
Say you: That's a smoker.*
Say me: Yeah, I got one of those today too. ->
*Don't think for a moment I paid the prices you see on the website I linked. I'm a smart shopper. Tuesday Morning is my friend.