This is what everyone needs. A package of seven socks, each pair not only a different color but emblazoned with a different day of the week.
Because there is no way one of them will be lost in the first wash cycle. None. And there is no way that within a matter of weeks, the wearer of said socks will be forced to don one green "Wednesday" sock with a purple "Friday" sock just so the sock folder in the home can make the folding-the-socks process come out evenly, thus preventing that Lonely Sock Pile from growing ever so larger. ->