So. You've heard of a Man Cave, right?
Well, our local grocery store now has a Beer Cave. Brand new for the 2011 football season and 2011/12 academic year! Check it out:
But don't be fooled by its sliding doors and enticing blinking sign.
First of all, it's freezing in there. Unless you're donning a winter coat and gloves, you're only good for about 90 seconds, so there's no willy-nilly browsing.
Not that you would want to. Because it becomes abundantly clear pretty quickly that the offerings are, dare I say, insulting:
Yeah....
No.
And when you think you've found some good beer....
Behold, the Oklahoma liquor laws spoil the party. Because every bottle of seemingly quality malt beverages is defiled with this disclaimer:
So. I will continue to patron my local liquor store for real, room-temperature beer.
Well, our local grocery store now has a Beer Cave. Brand new for the 2011 football season and 2011/12 academic year! Check it out:
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First of all, it's freezing in there. Unless you're donning a winter coat and gloves, you're only good for about 90 seconds, so there's no willy-nilly browsing.
Not that you would want to. Because it becomes abundantly clear pretty quickly that the offerings are, dare I say, insulting:
No.
And when you think you've found some good beer....
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