Showing posts with label Larry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larry. Show all posts

Friday, April 13, 2012

Expectations Blown

For years, and I do mean years, we've had owls living in our neighborhood.  


My house was built in 1950, the trees are mature around here and there are lots of them. Mice are everywhere and everyone knows owls nom on mice. It's always kind cool to hear their calls in the early morning, to know they're out there patrolling. I love them. 


This morning Mitch and I started talking about maybe building an owl house right in the yard. How cool would that be? We talked about building bat houses a few years ago to the absolute horror of my sister-n-law, but never made it happen.* An owl house, though, would be even cooler than a bat house because everyone loves owls. Aside from hunting mice, they can move their heads ALL the way around. They have those gorgeous faces and near silent flight and fantastic movies made about them. Plus they're an endangered species so we would be doing our part to help out our fine feathered friends. And hello? They hoot! 


Plus I think Larry would get along really well with them. And he's way too big to eat. Unless we got a Great Horned Owl or two. But then they would likely be much more interested in yippers than Larry. (They can start with the chihuahua who moved in across the street. His name is Poncho. He gets out ALL the time and thinks he can take on cars.)  


Off to the Googles!  


I quickly found some info sites and started listening to the owl calls because I wanted to identify our neighborhood buddies so I could find the proper house for them.  


Are you ready for this?  


This WHOLE time we've been hearing not owls but mourning doves!  


Just listen (call starts at 16 seconds): 






Doves.  


DOVES. 


Fucking impostors.  


I mean, I guess they're sorta groovy.  


But they're not OWL groovy. They're not even considered an endangered species. They're just, you know, birds. That are everywhere.  Who impersonate much cooler birds and lead me to think my neighborhood has some serious wildlife swank going on.   


I got totally owned by Mother Nature.


It's like my morning walk taking Libby to school just got a demotion.   


I'm crushed.-> 


Song of the week:  






*There's no hating on bats. Bats are fabulous. You can harvest their guano, which is just a fancy word for "poop" for fertilizer. AND they eat mosquitoes by the thousands. What's not to love? OK, there is that vampire thing but that's nothing but a myth. It was proven long ago that vampires aren't animagi. Only wizards can do that. 

Friday, April 6, 2012

Happy Easter!

So I saved this video for today's post.  


Want to hear the sweetest thing? 


Just in time for Easter too. 


I told you I stalked Larry for way too long. That doesn't mean I was immune to the charms of other birdie types living in his rooster commune.   


Have you ever heard a neophyte rooster cock-a-doodle-doo?  


If I was a bird and still in my birthing years, my avian eggs would totally be wiggling.  


Seriously. (You don't have to watch past the 12 second mark.  I was hoping he would do it again but he didn't.)  




*squee*


Hope everyone enjoys their family time this weekend.  


Song of the week: 

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Introducing....

Sometimes I think I should live on a farm. I find all farm animals fascinating in a ridiculous kind of way, and every time I encounter them I want to take them home with me. 


Never mind that I live in the middle of town. A goat would look totally cool hanging out in my backyard.  


Seriously.  


How can you not love goats? 


Or sheep? 


Or COWS?  


Cows are awesome. 


I mean, they're huge and sorta terrify me when I see them up close but every time I initially encounter them my brain interprets them as kittens and I just want to snuggle them and bring one home with me. 


Plus bonus! Milk. 


And don't you DARE go there.  


I'm not a vegetarian, but NO cow of mine would end up on my table. 


Nope. I would name her Mable and she would be my pet forever and ever. I would put a bell around her neck and she would be the talk of the town and hand out candy to all the (read: two) goblins who knock on my door on Halloween. Good thing I have a king-sized bed, because I imagine they take up a lot of room sleeping and I need my space at night. 


Say you: What about The Geek? Where would he sleep? 

Say me: Who?   


Look! I can prove to you how much I love cows. Check out the wallpaper on my phone: 


I took this on an Amish farm 2 years ago.  I named the cow iRonnie.  
Which brings me to my new dream pet. 


As I noted the other day, I met him at a local greenhouse and I was stunned. As soon as I saw him, I knew he could be Beyonce's boyfriend.* I also knew he could bring to my blog a certain...je ne c'est quoi...that it needed. 
I swore to myself I would go back and get his picture because he's the most spectacular thing ever.**


You'll see why in just a minute. 


But first let me tell you how difficult it was getting him on "film." He wasn't elusive so much as cameraphobic. Any time I got even remotely close to him with my gizmo, he took off like a bullet. Naturally he would go hide out UNDER all the Lllllloooonnnngggg plant tables, which did nothing for my planned photo exhibition but amplify the fact that 1) my knees aren't getting any younger and 2) I seriously need a camera that takes better pictures in low lighting. If nothing else, I need to invest in a better flash instead of using the crappy on-board one.*** 


I digress.  


I stalked him. For almost an hour. I tried to get him out in the open. I tried to get him eating. I tried to set up shots beforehand and catch him on the move for a groovy "action shot." But he seemed to always be one step ahead of me. Anytime he was still for just a moment, I had naturally chosen to take a break and put the camera down just prior, forcing me to scramble and try and catch him. Therefore for all of my efforts most of what I captured looked like this:



Cheeky bastard. 


After following him around for nearly an hour, and getting mocked by the Mexican work force (they were talking in Spanish, but I know parody when I hear it) I finally caught him. 


It was worth it.  


The woman at the nursery called him "the stupidest bird" but I think that just adds to his charm. My friends, meet Larry, The Rooster Who Dons an Andy Warhol Wig.  


I want one.  WANT.  My birthday is in May.  


He's now the Trench Warfare (too) mascot. ->


UPDATE:  


I have a fan! She's also an old friend, but she a is regular here in my trench and OMG I could totally kiss her right now. Which is an appropriate response considering the whole Beyonce + Larry = Hart thing I've got going on right now.  


Just LOOK what she did!  




Thanks, Deirdre! 


*See? This is the kind of devoted reader I am. I find genuine companions for your metal yard ornaments. You WANT me following your blog.  


**So much so, that as soon as I post this entry he's going to be my new cover photo on my Facebook page. 


***YES, Geek Man. I went to the camera shop. Thppt.