Say you: Pansy.
Say me: Right?But these things right here? These things terrify me on multiple levels:
Let's just start with the ingredient list, shall we? Ok, never mind. I didn't bother because I didn't want to see it. But I've no doubt the first thing listed was high fructose corn syrup, followed by (in no particular oder): dextrohydrocarbonhyphenatedxbox, sucrosuspendedmuckxycontinbox, lactogenericthrowinwordscuzpeoplewontreadthisxywordbox, and chartreuse colorant No. 7.
Secondly, did you see Silence of the Lambs?* Do you remember that scene when Jodi Foster goes in the abandoned storage shed that had a stuck door and she had to jack it open and crawl in there and she hurt her leg when she crawled under it and she needed a flashlight cuz there's was no light and it was all dusty and musty and there was a head in a jar tucked away in back and the camera zoomed THIS CLOSE on it (in my memory, anyway.) Well, those things up there look exactly like that head, just on a smaller scale. And I don't do heads in jars.
Thirdly: Liquid candy? Really? REALLY? I mean, dessert wine, sure. But actual liquid candy? Ugh.
Fourthly: What a waste of money! How many kids are actually going to eat those?
I forgot I'm not eight. A few of them actually did. And I have proof:
And there there were some
From packaging, to table, to hands, to trash: 19 minutes. ->
*There's a story with that movie and The Geek. Remind me to tell you about it sometime.