So if you drank this from a taller, skinnier can, how would that impact your self-esteem? Your sense of self-worth? Your self-identity? Inquiring Diet Pepsi sellers (and thereby Diet Coke sellers) would really, really, REALLY like to know.
Personally, I like the fountain kind the best, which actually means a taller, FATTER receptacle. I was having a poor self esteem day this day, what with allowing myself a mere 12 ounces. I didn't think I was worth more.
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