I've recently discovered this place, which is a farm store that is mostly in Oklahoma, but peppers a few other states too. And God knows I'm such a farm girl, living in the middle of town where I'm equi-distance from two grocery stores (.7 miles, to be exact), require electronics to awaken me each morning as opposed to a rooster, and the only critters on my land meow and bark, meaning that I'm responsible for feeding them and not the other way around.
Still, this place is a gold mine for fodder of all sorts.
I was meandering in the
shoe cowboy boot section and overheard a woman strike out on a pair of boots she was eyeing. "Well, crabapples!", she exclaimed in frustration.
Who can resist such literary utterances? ->