"What" you ask "is that?" Allow me to enlighten you.
This is what's called a "slap bracelet" which is all the rage right now for the
At any rate, the animal on top of said bracelet has been dubbed The Loch Ness Monster. This gem was a treat from the dentist's office. And while I appreciate them not handing out Smarties like they doctor's office does, I can't say I appreciate more worthless junk crossing my threshold and destined to be hanging with the dust bunnies under the bed inside of a week.
Little Missy named her "Lockey".
Maybe with that personal touch, it will be ten days before she's residing with the dust bunnies. ->
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