I love gumball machines. I've always thought it would be cool to have one. But then, of course, you're forced to chew bubble gum everyday. Not that this is a bad thing, but your dentist might take issue with it. Or maybe not, when I stop and think about it. Maybe our dentists secretly want us to chew gum.
Gum=sugar=cavities=visits to the dentist=dentist gets new Lexus. ->